An unconscious man was spotted on a pool float drifting somewhere near the Mexican Gulf, about a mile away from Florida 's shores.
According to the coast guard, they suspect that the man was pitch drunk, and was apparently still wasted and passed out when they rescued him. He woke up eventually, and paramedics were able to examine him.
I don't really know what drove the man to drink himself into his floating slumber, but he is one lucky guy, that's for sure.
This story could have easily ended with his bloated corpse washed up in some beach, scaring the hell out of surfer dudes. Thankfully, the waves looked kindly on this man, and instead of "eews" and "ughs", the news only ended up giving me a few chuckles.
[via FOXNews]
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